Sketchies: Jedi Noob/Transcript

("A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... Daneboe presented..." words came up, and the title logo show backwards like Star Wars logo. At the galaxy, the ships battled each other. In the Imperial Star Destroyer)

Darth Aaron: Nothing can save you now, jedi scum. (with his lightsaber on) Either die like your master or pledge yourself to me.

Luke Skywalker: I........I, uhhh......

(A ghost Obi-Wan came)

Luke Skywalker: Master.

Obi-Wan Kanobi: Trusten yourself, young padawan. Or a sith lord's only weapon is fear.

Luke Skywalker: You will be avenged, master. (grabs his lightsaber upside-down, and he screams for revenge)

Darth Aaron: (takes his hood off) You know you're holding that upside-down, right?

Luke Skywalker: What's that?

(Luke's lightsaber came on to slash Luke's left leg off, accidently.)

Luke Skywalker: Oh, god!

Darth Aaron: Ooooooo!

Obi-Wan Kanobi: (laughing, and dissapears)

Luke Skywalker: (without the left leg) Now, I got it. I got it.

(Obi-Wan came to Darth Aaron)

Obi-Wan Kanobi and Darth Aaron: Nooooooob! (laughing)

(End rolls)

Luke Skywalker: (screaming, while he points without his left leg bleeding.)