Sketchies: Time Machine Ray Gun/Transcript

(The hand stamps the paper with the logo stamp)

Voice: Sketchies!

(Aaron looks at the time machine ray gun, and it glows.)

Bob: Yo, bro! Whatcha got there?

Aaron: This is a time machine ray gun.

Bob: Sound's awesome. Shoot me, bro!

Aaron: You should know, it only let you go somewhere in time for three-seconds, then you'll automatically come back.

Bob: Whatever! SHOOT ME, BROOOOO!!

(Aaron shoots Bob with a time machine ray gun, Bob dissapears, and he appears in the Jurassic forest.)

Bob: Cool, I'm in a Jurassic forest!

(A dinosaur appears, and he eats Bob's right arm off. Bob screams and the dinosaur roared. He dissapeared, he appears in the real world, Bob kept screaming, his right arm is bleeding, and Aaron seems horrified.)

Bob: Totally saw a dinosaur! That was awesome, bro! Do it again, only this time, to send me to the future, so they can fix my arm.

Aaron: You sure?

Bob: Do it, dude!

(Aaron shoots Bob with a time machine ray gun again, Bob dissapears, and he appears in the future.)

Bob: What's up, future? I'm here to get my arms fixed!

(A robot dinosaur appears, and he eats Bob's left/last arm off. Bob screams and the robot dinosaur roared.He dissapeared, he appears in the real world, Bob kept screaming, he has no arms, all of his arms is bleeding.)

Bob: Totally saw a robot dinosaur, bro! The future is awesome!

Aaron: Yeah, but it looks like you're probably gonna bleed to death now, huh?

Bob: Pfff, no way. What are you--

(Record scratches, and Bob dies.)

Aaron: Sweeeeeeeet!

Singer: ''Time Machine Ray Gun!!! (Batteries not included. Yeah!)''

(End rolls)